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Here it is, your moment of Zen

I'm reading a blog written by a kinky dom butch lesbian while listening to an openly gay singer and giggling to myself about how shamelessly Jon Stewart flirts with male guests.

Life's not all that bad, you know. :)

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No Cheating, Dollhouse fans

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Dear Ms. Spears

Britney - can I call you Britney? - I love you, you're a saint to my gay brothers and drag queen sisters, and you've really managed to get that body back in line after, well, you know. But, I swear on a stack of printed out Penny Arcade strips, that if you don't stop whining to fucking SANTA about your TWU WUV, violence is going to fucking ensue.

Yours, with white hot impotent rage,

Laura

*sobs* I thought it would stop once I got out of retail!!! FUCK YOU K-LITE! FUCK YOU AND YOUR EVER-SHRINKING BUDGET, TOO! IF YOU'RE GOING TO TORTURE ME, AT LEAST FIND IT IN YOUR SHRIVELLED BLACK HEARTS TO SHELL OUT FOR THE RIGHTS TO MORE THAN FIVE FUCKING CHRISTMAS-THEMED HOLIDAY TUNES!!!!!!!!!

I'm literally hours away from the law school application deadline and I haven't heard back from one of my verifiers. I don't know what I'm going to do if she doesn't give me her damn phone number! >_<;

Go geeky or go home

I got to play a lot of instruments as a child, weird things like French horns and autoharps. But I never took piano lessons. So, I've been trying to teach myself how to play piano this weekend and I'm actually getting somewhere. I can now play the first 8 bars of Battlestar Sonatica!

So, I joined [info]rahmbamarama. And this is what has come out of my obsessive lurking due dilligence so far. 

Title: Outside Listening In
Author: CanSpy
Rating: Hard R.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I know nothing.

Word Count: 491 
SummaryA short little threesome drabble, somewhat AU with Michelle not going along on the Middle East trip.

 

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When slash and real life collide

1. This weekend, my neighbours have taken to having very loud, very filthy sex. And can you guess when, without fail, this has happened? If you said "Whenever Laura starts reading J2 RPS", then you win a million internet dollars!!!

2. I got very drunk with my best friend Saturday night. Despite being very emphatic in my sloshedness, I was unable to convince her that Jared and Jensen might be madly in love with each other.

2.a. Upon said failure, I resorted to belting out The Ballad of Jared and Jensen at the top of my lungs. Unsurprisingly, this only made her more convinced that I was crazy.

2.b. I learned I can carry a pretty decent tune whilst half in the bag.

3. I found out via Fandom Secrets that Mischa's wife has written a book about threesomes, in which she mentions that she and her husband have had one. This tidbit, in and of itself would be thrilling, but the main thrust of the work is how to have a MMF threesome. I immediately recall the picture of Mischa and Jared and am promptly paralysed by the warring urges to fap myself unconscious versus squee about it here. So, guess what I'm doing later!

 

 

The best part of waking up

So, I had a somewhat rough night last night, insomnia blahblah unemploymentcakes, but when I read the paper this morning, I knew all was right in the world.

Roger Daltry loves Pete Townshend. http://entertainment.aol.ca/article/pete-townshends-marriage-ends/590054/



 

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Alex Cabot has returned and the crappy ending was well-obscured by how smoking hot she was tonight.

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Sadly, the Canadian-American switchover cancelled out the previews for next week but really, unless they involve lines like "Why were you and Alex making out just now?" or "Only you and Alex making out will force a confession from this guy." are involved, I can wait.

Luke and Laura Blow. Shit. Up

Okay, so I think I've had enough slash to calm me down, take me down from the ceiling a bit. Because coming home from seeing the Watchmen? I was furious.

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I realize I say this as someone who isn't a fan of comic books but is, really, the problem here is misogyny and lazy writing, which are concepts indepenent of the genre. Am I wrong?