I'm literally hours away from the law school application deadline and I haven't heard back from one of my verifiers. I don't know what I'm going to do if she doesn't give me her damn phone number! >_<;
- Mood:
anxious - Music:Lily Allen - The Fear
I got to play a lot of instruments as a child, weird things like French horns and autoharps. But I never took piano lessons. So, I've been trying to teach myself how to play piano this weekend and I'm actually getting somewhere. I can now play the first 8 bars of Battlestar Sonatica!
- Mood:
artistic - Music:Frakking Battlestar Sonatica, motherfrakkers!
So, I joined ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small}
rahmbamarama. And this is what has come out of my obsessive lurking due dilligence so far.
Title: Outside Listening In
Author: CanSpy
Rating: Hard R.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I know nothing.
Word Count: 491
Summary: A short little threesome drabble, somewhat AU with Michelle not going along on the Middle East trip.
( Twenty feet )
- Mood:
mischievous - Music:Lucky Man - The Verve
1. This weekend, my neighbours have taken to having very loud, very filthy sex. And can you guess when, without fail, this has happened? If you said "Whenever Laura starts reading J2 RPS", then you win a million internet dollars!!!
2. I got very drunk with my best friend Saturday night. Despite being very emphatic in my sloshedness, I was unable to convince her that Jared and Jensen might be madly in love with each other.
2.a. Upon said failure, I resorted to belting out The Ballad of Jared and Jensen at the top of my lungs. Unsurprisingly, this only made her more convinced that I was crazy.
2.b. I learned I can carry a pretty decent tune whilst half in the bag.
3. I found out via Fandom Secrets that Mischa's wife has written a book about threesomes, in which she mentions that she and her husband have had one. This tidbit, in and of itself would be thrilling, but the main thrust of the work is how to have a MMF threesome. I immediately recall the picture of Mischa and Jared and am promptly paralysed by the warring urges to fap myself unconscious versus squee about it here. So, guess what I'm doing later!
- Mood:
amused
So, I had a somewhat rough night last night, insomnia blahblah unemploymentcakes, but when I read the paper this morning, I knew all was right in the world.
Roger Daltry loves Pete Townshend. http://entertainment.aol.ca/article/pete-t
- Mood: amused
- Music:The Who - Love Ain't For Keeping
( Read more... )
Sadly, the Canadian-American switchover cancelled out the previews for next week but really, unless they involve lines like "Why were you and Alex making out just now?" or "Only you and Alex making out will force a confession from this guy." are involved, I can wait.
- Mood:
ecstatic - Music:When She Loved Me - Sarah McLachlan
( Just gross )
I realize I say this as someone who isn't a fan of comic books but is, really, the problem here is misogyny and lazy writing, which are concepts indepenent of the genre. Am I wrong?
- Mood:
angry
( Just Five )
- Mood:
creative - Music:Hey Pretty - Poe
I've been searching for over an hour now and I can't find any promo videos or spoiler pictures related to Alex Cabot's glorious return to SVU. Seriously! This is femmeslash history in the making and I can't find anyone willing to spill more than a plot synopsis?!? I don't think I've ever been this disappointed in Google. :(
- Mood:
crushed - Music:Control Myself - Maroon 5
Holy shit. I don't think a television show has ever made me come before. *faints*
- Mood: ecstatic
- Music:Bear McCreary - All Along the Watchtower
Of course, I saw the shiny, even more awesome contract job that would dovetail perfectly with applying and going to law school whilst paying me twice as much but hey, St. Mick says you can't always get what you want and I believe him. I applied for that one, too but I'm not holding my breath.
In the meantime, I'm just going to try to be thankful for what I have. And when that doesn't work, I'll distract myself by torturing
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privatetentacle with Merlin marathons. Mwahaha!Edit: When it rains, it pours, eh? I just got another bite from another ad I responded to AND I won $50 on a scratch ticket. Life is good!
- Mood:
complacent - Music:The Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want
First thought, completely unfiltered, off the top of my head?
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- Mood:
giddy - Music:Queen - Best Friend
So, I finally broke down and bought an iPod today. It's a (red) one and it's awesome. I <3s it, I does. :D even if it did take me an hour to figure out iTune and playlists and I ended up yelling at the computer like an old person.
- Mood:
embarrassed - Music:U2 - Even Better Than The Real Thing
Title: Gimme A Head With Hair
Author: CanSpy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A night backstage goes in very strange directions
Notes: Hints of Lars/James, full-on J2. Written for
spacemonkey_699 and cobrasnaps on a whim. ( Chad had done this to him )
- Mood: creative
- Music:Cowboys are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other - Pansy Division
( And the award for Most Epic Fail in a TV Drama Series goes to... )
( And now something completely different )
So, yay! I knew it was going to be a good day when I saw the Who in the paper this morning and, aside from going to work and having some sharp stabbing stomach pain, it has been.
- Mood: hyper
- Music:Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
( I only have one thing to say... )*ahem*
So, this is, coincidentally, also the reason why I cannot be taken out in public to fancy places like movie theatres that are full of teenage girls. While everyone around us was swooning and/or squeeing, I was shouting the above statement at the top of my lungs.
Me: *spaz*
Girlfriend: *sigh* You know you're going to get, like, death threats for this, right?
Me: :D Thank you, ADHD!
Girlfriend: Theirs or yours?
Me: THPARKLES!
Girlfriend: *facepalm*
And yes, we're still together. On the condition that she gets to pick the next movie and that I
- Mood: bouncy
- Music:I'm Super (Thanks for Asking) - Big Gay Al
- Mood: bouncy
- Music:Lips of an Angel - Hinder
...but I bought Metallica's Some Kind of Monster today. *ahem* I've decided to abstain from NC17 Lars/James until I get more research under my belt (because I'm just that much of a Virgo) but I look forward to appreciating the blowjobs the angst on a much deeper level.
- Mood: excited
- Music:The Unforgiven - Metallica
You may not have noticed but we thought we'd be nice and give you a preview of what life with gay marriage is like. No, no, no need to thank us (or, you know, notice) - we like doing helpful things like this for you. We'll even skip the Power Point thing that Holland put together, mostly because it really makes no sense without a mountain of gange. Basically, life with gay marriage is really not all that different from life without it. It's kinda like eating healthier - cut out the fatty bigotry and you'll find that you can run more easily and efficiently. Give it a shot.
I know how set in your ways you are and how completely you avoid trends because you're just too cool and you start trends anyway you don't follow them. Kick starting modern democracy, ending two world wars, and kicking Russia's ass have given you a bit of a complex, though. Being gruff and standoffish will get you a lot but it shows character to show kindness. Come on. Let the gay kids into your sandbox. They don't have cooties and you don't have to dress up to play with them (although it wouldn't hurt to give the John Deere hat a rest). Yeah, I know Kylie Minogue makes your ears bleed and they're not much good at Let's Throw Rocks at the Taliban but they'll teach you how to look even cooler than you are right now (yes, it's possible) and all the other countries will be so jealous they'll have to start accepting gays too just to keep up.
So come on, America, just because we like something doesn't mean it's not cool. We'll even let you tell everyone else that you did it first. No, we don't have anything we'd like to tell you about. New Zealand is just a friend (whose way too into that love-hate thing with Australia to notice anyone else anyway). Would be hot if France and Spain - ew. How can you say that? They're, like, dad's age. Perv. It's just like you to turn a normal conversation into - North and South Korea are siblings!!!! God! I hate you!
- Mood:
silly - Music:The Countries of the World - Animaniacs
And speaking of school, I headed out to see Religulous a few nights ago with some of my lezzie school chums and ended up committing the mortal sin of talking in the theatre. Book would have my head on a plate. As for content, all I can say is: Oh, Bill Maher. You had me up until BELIEVE AS I BELIEVE OR ALL SHALL PERISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still no girlfriend in sight but am making progress hitting on the Hot Bi Chick Who May or May Not Be in an Open Relationship. HBCWMMNBOR, for short. :P Relationships are so much more confusing when you actually want to be with the person. :\
- Mood: amused
- Music:I Can't Decide - Scissor Sisters
