I'm reading a blog written by a kinky dom butch lesbian while listening to an openly gay singer and giggling to myself about how shamelessly Jon Stewart flirts with male guests.

I'm literally hours away from the law school application deadline and I haven't heard back from one of my verifiers. I don't know what I'm going to do if she doesn't give me her damn phone number! >_<;

I got to play a lot of instruments as a child, weird things like French horns and autoharps. But I never took piano lessons. So, I've been trying to teach myself how to play piano this weekend and I'm actually getting somewhere. I can now play the first 8 bars of Battlestar Sonatica!

So, I joined rahmbamarama. And this is what has come out of my obsessive lurking due dilligence so far. 

Title: Outside Listening In
Author: CanSpy
Rating: Hard R.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I know nothing.
Word Count: 491 
Summary: A short little threesome drabble, somewhat AU with Michelle not going along on the Middle East trip.

1. This weekend, my neighbours have taken to having very loud, very filthy sex. And can you guess when, without fail, this has happened? If you said "Whenever Laura starts reading J2 RPS", then you win a million internet dollars!!!

2. I got very drunk with my best friend Saturday night. Despite being very emphatic in my sloshedness, I was unable to convince her that Jared and Jensen might be madly in love with each other.

2.a. Upon said failure, I resorted to belting out The Ballad of Jared and Jensen at the top of my lungs. Unsurprisingly, this only made her more convinced that I was crazy.

2.b. I learned I can carry a pretty decent tune whilst half in the bag.

3. I found out via Fandom Secrets that Mischa's wife has written a book about threesomes, in which she mentions that she and her husband have had one. This tidbit, in and of itself would be thrilling, but the main thrust of the work is how to have a MMF threesome. I immediately recall the picture of Mischa and Jared and am promptly paralysed by the warring urges to fap myself unconscious versus squee about it here. So, guess what I'm doing later!

So, I had a somewhat rough night last night, insomnia blahblah unemploymentcakes, but when I read the paper this morning, I knew all was right in the world.

Roger Daltry loves Pete Townshend. http://entertainment.aol.ca/article/pete-townshends-marriage-ends/590054/



 

I've been searching for over an hour now and I can't find any promo videos or spoiler pictures related to Alex Cabot's glorious return to SVU. Seriously! This is femmeslash history in the making and I can't find anyone willing to spill more than a plot synopsis?!? I don't think I've ever been this disappointed in Google. :(

Holy shit. I don't think a television show has ever made me come before. *faints*

First thought, completely unfiltered, off the top of my head?

 

So, I finally broke down and bought an iPod today. It's a (red) one and it's awesome. I <3s it, I does. :D even if it did take me an hour to figure out iTune and playlists and I ended up yelling at the computer like an old person.